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"My upline sponsor has assured me that I'm going to make over $10,000 my
first week in the business -- and I believe him!"
-- Doofus Bradford
Unemployed Lottery Enthusiast
"The Brownies are totally excellent, but even when they suck, I still make
bodasious bucks. FreeLunch is like, awesome, dude!"
-- Sandy "Hang Ten" Harris
Lifeguard
"We're not allowed to make medical claims, but eating these brownies
has not only cured my cancer, it has also completely eliminated my arthritis,
cleared up my dermatitis, and silenced my tinnitus! But I'm not making a
medical claim."
-- Dee Niles
Demolition Supervisor
"I bought into the Moon Rock Universal Master position for $29,000.00.
What's the worse that could happen? Even if I get royally screwed I'll just
eat these delicious brownies for the rest of my life!"
-- Ralph Buttwinkle
Loading Dock Foreman
"Yeah, I guess they're okay."
-- Francis Fickle
Brownie Connoisseur
"Absolutely, 100% deliscous. FreeLunch brownies are so thick and packed with
chewy goodness, I can barely raise one to my mouth. I swear."
-- O. J. Sampson
Ex-Football Player
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